Odd pleasures

At xmas the girls were given chocolate candy coins in their stockings. I am a sadistic mother who enjoys handing Meila real coins to see her struggle trying to open them. I also get a big kick by meowing and tricking my sister's dog into thinking a cat is nearby. Of course it is even more amusing when I lock the doggy door and the dog tries to run outside to scare the cat and then bounces right off the door that she expects to swing open for her. I can't help but laugh as I remember that one. I have been known to pour ice cold water on my husband while he is in the shower. Another time I put a plastic cockroach in his cereal box. Oh- that was a funny one too. Once when I worked as a "customer care representative" for a certain phone company I copied down a very rude, mean, jerky caller's address. Then I took it upon myself to make sure that he got a dozen or so subscriptions to magazines like High Times, play girl, nudist resorts, Out, and so forth. I put shampoo in a college roommates tooth paste because she had the audacity to kiss my future soulmate. I think that I inherit these devious / practical joker traits from my father. For years he made me think that I layed an egg. I don't know how he slipped it under me but I thought that I was something special for quite a while.