Let the Vomit Fest Begin
In other words I'm pregnant. Yes, I must be insane to actually want to go through this thing again. But think of all the cute maternity clothes I will get to wear and what about getting to be poked and prodded in that region at least once a month and I shouldn't forget about the horse pilled prenatal vitamins, having to pee every 20 minutes, sore boobs and my favorite pastime of all throwing up 10 times a day. . Yeehaw- What a fun ride pregnancy is. Okay I will cut the sarcasm for a minute and tell you that the best thing about being pregnant is that I'm pregnant. Really though it is the perfect excuse for absolutely everything. So what, I didn't get out of bed till 10- I'm pregnant. The house is a mess and I am still in my pajamas 3 days straight- I'm pregnant. I'm bitchy , cranky, moody, and irrational- I'm pregnant.
4 Comments:
This is your mother, I never knew such eloquance could emanate from my little , who loves plastic like fake food that bears the name "Gold Baren" it is obviously not the case with you which is a missnomer.
You always have been a throw up princess. lol
sorry about the typo, 2nd line after the little it's spousto say "naughty " In all it would say ,I never knew such eloquance could emanate from my little .
Now I know this isn't a typo the computer is acting up again, so so frustrating... luv ya
I do love the cute maternity clothes now ie; Old Navy. Whats up with that, they had nothing like that with my pgs & no velcro diapers might I add with Noe.
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