I had this dream that I was trying on jeans with Oprah and she told me that she totally thinks I could use some lipo on my ass. Oprah I couldn't agree more. But who will finance it?

The joys of motherhood?

Aye aye aye- ever feel like your on the brink? Yeah- it was one of those days. You know where the 2year old is demanding, needy, clumsy and won't take a nap. The night before you stayed up too late and then were awakened after a few hours of sleep with a monkey climbing all over you while the other little one is still attached to the boob. You don't have a thing to wear except pajamas which would be okay except that it is way too cold to wear the only pair of pajamas that are clean. Not to mention the kids are having to wear bathing suit bottoms as they don't have any clean undies. Everybody's hungry and needy----Of course the house is a mess and blah... blah...blah...
I think I will stop right there- I don't like having to go through it again.

Enough of the complaining right?

Yesterday I went to go see the Dr. for my postpartum appointment. I asked for a refill on the prozac as obviously I can hardly handle my life while I am on it. Anyhow Dr thinks I am funny when I ask him to write me up a years supply though he says that he will do it. Today I look at the prescription he wrote up and saw that under refills he had marked in a zero. First I thought oh- maybe it was a mistake and then I start thinking that he did that on purpose because he thinks I am just a big crazy pill popper and how maybe I am just a big mental case and once again blah.. blah blah. And this continues to go on in my head back and forth, back and forth driving me absolutely nuts ( ironic isn't it) But then for some reason I decide to look at the prescription again and I realize he just wrote it up weird and instead of getting refills he marked for me to get a 360 day supply. - Yeah this lady needs to chill already. Wishing I had a big Heineken to help out.

I usually don't do this kind of thing-

But heck if Dooce is doing it then I should too!
I was tagged by Sharon but find it very ironic that Dooce just did the same whatever this thing is called.

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1)First Job was a Pizza maker for Brick Oven Pizza. The kitchen was so hot that the sweat would drip off my face into the pie. Delicioso!
2) A busser @ Sinaloa Mexican Restraunt. With all my gracefulness I only dropped soup in someones lap once.
3) A video store person at Kauai Video where I got to help customers check out great movies like Edward Penis Hands. (I'm not kidding)
4) A customer service represenative for a certain cell phone company where on one occasion I jotted down a jerky customers addresss and got him signed up for numerous gay magazines.



Four movies I can watch over and over:
1) poltergeist
2)My neighbor totoro
3) Fight Club
4) Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Four TV shows I love to watch:
Well we don't get any cable channels but here are a few that I like to get onDVDd
1) 6 feet under
2) sex and the city
3) ?
4) ?

Four places I have lived:
1)Willits, California (where I was born)
2) Kauai , Hawaii (from age 4-17 )
3)Columbus, Ohio (pretty much ever since)
4) does 2 months in Italy count?

Four places I have been on vacation:
1) Montreal, Canada
2) cross country trip to most of the United States
3) All over Italy
4) Baja, California

websites I visit daily:
All blogs
1) http://www.fluidpudding.com/
2) http://www.suburbanbliss.net/
3) http://weewonderfuls.typepad.com/wee_wonderfuls/
4)http://buggydoo.blogspot.com/

Four of my favorite foods:
1) Big franks ( vegie hot dogs in a can)
2) grilled cheese on sourdough
3) California Rolls ( best when made by mom)
4) Black Rasberry ICe cream from Greaters

Four places I would rather be right now:
1) on a tropical beach with Hinekan in hand
2) In bed snuggling with the hubby
3) at the spa getting a massage and other lovely treatments
4) traveling through Europe without the kids

Four bloggers I am tagging:
I personally only know 3 other bloggers. That being
1) Sharon who tagged me
2) Milan who is more like a comic/ diary sort of blog
3) and my husband who has not updated his blog in at least a year

Talking about POOP again.

If Meila is looking at a book and sees a group of anything such as a group of cats she will name them. THis is the momma kitty, this is the daddy kitty, this is the mei mei kitty and so on. She has also started to do it with other things besides animals. For example the other day after pooping she named her turds and then said goodbye to them as she flushed them. Bye Mommy shu shu! Bye Anya shu shu! and so on.
Shu shu= poop